This was a classic situation for me as a kid. No matter how many times I would rehearse what to say during the initial meeting with a girl I liked, I would always end up flubbing it. I never randomly blurted out my name like this, but I definitely said a few bits of gibberish that were just as awkward.
Catgirls and tentacles, in any other comic I would know where this was going
Uh, the H at the end of Konichi wah doesn’t belong. It’s actually spelled Konichi wa. (I spent 26 months in Japan at the US Government’s request and expense.)
Still wish they’d included a ‘reality adjustment’ option on that thing.